Someone noticed a strange smell coming from a pillow at work today. It had the distinct smell of piss. Surely, I thought, someone didn’t piss on a pillow and then put it back on the couch?
We had to know, so we took to dissecting the pillow with a box cutter. At first we thought it had somehow become infested with bugs of some kind. There were lots of little black ball-like things all inside it. And yellow spots (obviously where the piss smell was coming from). But upon closer inspection, the discovery was even more disgusting than an insect infestation:
The mouse has been using the pillow as an outhouse and had filled it with piss and turds. Yes, you heard me… the pillow was filled with mouse piss and mouse turds.
What kind of sick, socially inept mouse are we dealing with here?
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[...] Besides the fact that he seems to have the ability to take to flight, where does all of this shit come from??? He already shat up a pillow, a corner of the supply closet, and the breakroom table. Now he’s going after desks. Per capita, I don’t think I’ve ever seen anything so full of crap. If a human were to number two as often as this mouse does, they’d be 1) very sore and 2) completely hollowed out on the inside. [...]