I’m known in small circles for a couple of distinct characteristics: a realistic outlook that sometimes borders on jaded… a horrible fashion sense… great-smelling cologne… sarcasm that is sometimes taken too seriously… a foul mouth… no-subject-off-limits conversation… and, obviously, the ability to talk openly about myself.
One characteristic for which I am not known at […]

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When you think of animals that crap a lot, you think of big animals: horses, cows, rhinos, dinosaurs. Ok… so maybe you’ve never thought about animals and their bowel movements. But I’m asking you to do just that for a moment.
Go ahead… I’ll wait while you make a mental list of shit-filled […]

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A drunk woman came to visit me at work today. I didn’t know her and I’d never even seen her before today. But by the time she left, not only was I her new best friend, but I was also the only male on the entire planet whom she did not hate. […]

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