A Box Box
September 4, 2005
A woman came into work the other day with a big box. I know… this sounds exciting already.
She doesn’t work there, but she was bringing a bunch of random stuff to us. I guess she didn’t want to try to carry all of the individual items in her hands, so she’d loaded them into a box… ya know… to make carrying them easier.
When you want to make carrying a bunch of stuff easier, you basically have two options: a bag or a box. Most people have both laying around the house. I save all of my plastic grocery bags and use them for all kinds of things: lunches for work… bathroom trash can liner… cleaning out my car… etc. Why this woman didn’t choose to use a bag I’ll never know. And why she chose THIS particular box I’ll never know either.
You see… in HUGE bold letters on the side of the box were these words:
Vagifem Vaginal Inserts
I tell myself she’s a part-time drug rep… because the alternative explanation for why she would have a huge box full of vaginal inserts is just too disturbing…
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