Responsible Vomit
October 3, 2005
One more random post and then I swear I’m done for the day…
Since relinquishing my position at work, I’ve been relocated to the bottom of the totem pole. This means I now get to do such fun things as answering the phone (as opposed to just taking phone calls for me), having my performance monitored, and janitorial services.
Janitorial services, you ask? Oh yes… janitorial services. I got to clean throw up off the floor.
Two things about this pissed me off (other than the fact that I was cleaning up throw up at all):
1) Someone threw up on the floor and then just left it. They didn’t clean it up themselves. TAKE CARE OF YOUR OWN PUKE, DAMN IT. I don’t have kids or pets because I don’t like to do things like clean up other people’s puke.
2) Whoever did it put a paper towel over the mess. So by the time anyone knew what it was, it had started to dry. So it was a throw uppy, paper towely mess.
Now get ready for the scary part. I think I know what it originally was… ya know… before it went down… churned… and came back out. I think I cleaned up a mix of stomach acid, misc body fluid, and Chili’s Southwestern Eggrolls. I recognized it from having done the same thing once before. But that’s another story :P
Sickened by my new job duties… sickened by 3rd party vomit… and sickened by the fact I know what it was.
Could it get any worse?
(I suppose I could have been cleaning up Southwestern Eggrolls that didn’t come back up… but instead just came out… ya know… the normal way. Yeah… that’d have been worse).
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