Missouri has more personalized license plates on the road than any other state that I’ve ever been in. It seems like every other car has some catchy phrase written in “plate-speak”.
Today, I was behind a girl with plates that said:
NVR-DRY
Now my plateanese isn’t perfect… but if I’m reading that correctly it says ‘never dry’.
Never dry, huh? The side of me that wants to give this girl the benefit of the doubt says that she suffers from hyperhidrosis. But I’m usually more inclined to listen to the realist side of my personality.
The realist in me says that the girl is just a big ol’ slut.
