Not Another Crappy Gift

Date December 6, 2006

Shopping for the holidays is hard, especially when it comes to finding a gift for that person who just has everything. While browsing through some ads that came in the paper today, Mandy ran across a product at Party America that I’m sure most people don’t have.

In fact, I’m sure most people don’t have anything even remotely like this. We were both quite surprised at the advertisement. And to be honest, it’s not really the product itself that surprises us. What’s surprising is the wording of the ad. In fact, there’s even some cursive print beside the picture that tells you exactly what it does… in graphic detail.

I apologize for the image quality. My digital camera has a really bad zoom. But you can read what’s important. Keeping that in mind…
Look at the Ad
Now you know just what to get that special someone this holiday season. It’s not loud, it’s not dangerous, and it’s not messy (since you eat that part). At only $4.99, it’s a steal!

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4 Responses to “Not Another Crappy Gift”

  1. Mandy said:

    Now you know what I’m getting you for Christmas! Oh, poop! I really wanted you to be surprised.

  2. Derick said:

    Well… crap! Sorry to soil the surprise. Oh I mean spoil! Sorry to SPOIL the surprise.

  3. Melissa said:

    I’ve seen these at Wal-Mart and some other places and ran across directions on the net for making snowman, santa and reideer poop in a bag, but nothing says Christmas like seeing the ‘poop’ come out and scooping it right up to eat it while it’s still warm. :)

  4. Derick said:

    LOL! My thoughts exactly. I can almost see the kids ripping and tearing the paper off their presents on Christmas morning… a warm fire crackling in the background… steaming cups of apple cider for all… snow lightly falling outside…

    … and little Johnny’s new toy reindeer taking a big, jellybean crap right into his hand.

    Happy Holidays! Haha.

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