Happy Holidays From RMA
December 22, 2006
No cheese… no gushy sentiment. I’m sure by now most of you have probably seen and heard enough of that. Instead, I’ll offer this:
- GO EASY ON THE NOG, ESPECIALLY IF IT’S *REAL*
- KEEP GIFT WRAP AND RIBBONS AWAY FROM PETS AND SMALL CHILDREN
- DON’T PLUG TOO MANY LIGHTS INTO ONE SOCKET
- LOAD ME UP WITH SOME MORE OF THAT, ‘CAUSE IT IS GOOOOOOOD
- WATCH FOR FALLING ICICLES… PEOPLE HAVE BEEN KILLED BY THEM
And above all other things, remember this:
CHECK YOUR FEET FOR REINDEER POOP BEFORE WALKING ON THE CARPET.
Oh yeah… and have a Merry Christmas. I’m heading out of town for the long weekend. Until I return, enjoy the holidays with family and friends.
Ok… it got a little gushy. My apologies ;)
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December 22nd, 2006 at 7:38 am
“Oh no, I shot my eye out!”
Do you think they have Reindeer Poop Odor Remover? I could use some to put next to the Cat Urine Odor Remover under the sink.
December 23rd, 2006 at 9:32 pm
Once again, if yall decide to get itchy palms and come gambling, let me know! Merry Christmas!!
December 26th, 2006 at 5:44 pm
Mandy, I’d say your best bet is just to keep the reindeer off your couch.
And KT, did you go gambling yourself? And if so, did you win anything to buy me presents with?
December 26th, 2006 at 11:24 pm
I haven’t gone gambling yet…but I fore-see it in my future. If I do win any money, I can finally get your play-doh fun factory out of lay-a-way! (referring to that one post…”you passed a what?”)
December 26th, 2006 at 11:26 pm
P.S. I watched the Christmas Story marathon all night on Christmas Eve…and I thought of you! lol
December 27th, 2006 at 11:43 pm
Haha… I watched it too!