Just Call Me Mr. Pee Pants

February 24, 2007

Sometimes I think too much for my own good…

I was laying on my bed tonight, listening to some tunes… but otherwise lost in thought. Mid-thought I realized that I had to go to the bathroom. Is that too much info already? Haha. My apologies.

Without breaking my mental stride, I made my want into the bathroom. After a quick pause to take my contacts out, I went to stand in front of the pot. Keep in mind that I’m still deep in thought at this point.

Suddenly… I’m jerked out of thought by the strangest sensation. It only took me a minute to figure out what I’d done.

I was so lost in thought that I’d actually forgotten to unbutton my pants (and you thought the other stuff was too much info… haha).

That’s right, folks. You heard it here first. Derick Phillips pissed his pants while standing in front of the toilet… all because he was so damn busy thinking that he couldn’t be bothered to take his pants off.

After the initial horror of the situation faded I was so overcome with laughter that I thought I was going to pee… again. And I decided I just had to share my idiocy with others.

I guess it can never be said that I’m not up front and honest on my blog. Haha.

Was that too personal? Are you disgusted now?

My bad.

Posted in Humor, Personal

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