It’s Not Just the Doves
May 7, 2007
For those who thought I might have been over-reacting about the dove fiasco last week… listen to this. On my drive home from work this afternoon I noticed something out of the corner of my eye. When I glanced over to see what it was, I was shocked to find out that it was a red bird… flying right in step with my car. For several seconds he flew parallel to me… but then quickly shot over and tried to run me off the road. I almost lost control of my car and crashed. Bird = red. Red = evil. Bird = evil. They’ve banded together. I’m in deep trouble.
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